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Bateman365 #1 Archive

I made an animated film every day for a year between August 2005 and August 2006. Here's an archive of the best of the first Bateman365:

Day364: Control Your Emotions: Actual Audio From A 1950 Instructional Film
Day362: Dating Dos & Don'ts: Actual Audio From A 1949 Instructional Film
Day361: Pete Holmes Likes Peanut Brittle
Day360: Perversion For Profit: Actual Audio From A 1965 Film
Day359: Actual Audio From A 1950s TV Ad
Day358: Jason Moon Served In Iraq And This Actually Happened
Day357: Shannon Wheeler's "Too Much Coffee Man: The Opera"
Day356: Bob Harris Was A Contestant On Jeopardy!
Day354: Joe Mande Interned For Maury Povich And Stole His Mail
Day353: Jacqui Had A Dream, She Had An Awesome Dream
Day352: Sing Along With The Mullinaires!
Day350: Plowshares: Actual Audio From A 1965 US Government Film
Day349: Party Central USA's Non-Pre-Written Sketch Comedy
Day348: Build Your Vocabulary: Actual Audio From A 1948 Instructional Film
Day347: David Rees, Mideast Expert
Day346: Mike O'Connell Fancies Himself A Bit Of A Poet
Day344: Party Central USA's Rodeo Man

Day343: An Elementary School Student In San Francisco Wrote A Speech For President Bush
Day341: Actual Audio From An Actual TV Ad From Like, 1985
Day340: Jenny Slate Will Be Singing This Song At Her Sister's Wedding
Day339: Thomas "Rooster" Monroe's "Rock Pile"
Day338: Paul Scheer's Mom Made Him Throw Away His Poison Album, With Special Guest Jake Fogelnest
Day337: Gabe & Jenny Do Really, Really Good Impressions
Day336: Live From The Streets Of New York
Day335: DrapEnHund's "Be Yourself"
Day333: John Mulaney Is Still Mad At His Dad
Day332: Emo Philips Is A Religious Guy
Day331: What I Was Thinking During My Doctor Appointment
Day329: Live From The New York City Subway, Part 87,656
Day328: Mr. Nogatco's "Alpha Omega (The Beginning)"
Day326: Michael Showalter Has A Special Talent
Day322: Podactivist.com's Weekly Podcast 2
Day321: Aziz Ansari Just Had To Get Back To His Hotel
Day316: Sing Along With Tor & Oates
Day315: Deerhoof's "Rrrrrrright (Scott Bateman's Foghat Dance Mix)
Day314: Kate Comer Talked To Hanson On The Subway
Day312: Aziz Ansari Has A Blackberry Phone
Day309: White Trash Kitty
Day307: Podactivist.com's Weekly Podcast
Day304: Seth Herzog Had Kind Of A Bad Gig
Day303: Jenny Slate Has A Joke For The Ladies
Day302: Jack J.'s "Shark Phobia"
Day301: Dunbar Grammar School's Daily Weather 2
Day300: Attack Of The Creature I Drew With My Left Hand
Day298: Miranda Celeste Hale Goes To The Hair Salon
Day297: "Fixin' To Be Hatin' It" With Bobby Tisdale And Abby The Dog
Day296: Mecca Normal's "I'm Not Into Being The Woman You're With While You're Looking For The Woman You Want (Animation Edit)"
Day294: Star Wars Action News With Arnie & Marjorie
Day291: Jenn Vix's "Snake (Rehearsal Version)"
Day289: Solid State Physics With Professor Carlson
Day288: Sean Connelly Is A Rainbow In The Dark
Day287: Dunbar Grammar School's Daily Weather
Day284: 30 Seconds Of Stand-Up With Joe Mande
Day283: Chicago Underground Duo's "Cities Without Citadels"
Day282: Crack Panda: Excerpts From The Final Interview 2
Day278: Lisa Blohm Was Four Years Old In 1982 And Her Parents Taped Her
Day277: The Sex Clark Five's "Great Sheikhs"
Day275: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs' "Mysteries"
Day273: Kurt Braunohler & Kristen Schaal Just Became Lawyers Today!
Day272: Goldie's Sex Advice
Day271: Sawa Kobayashi's "Patience"
Day270: It's Halloween In May For Bobby Tisdale!
Day269: What Is Up With Borscht?
Day265: Leo Allen Hangs Out At Barnes & Noble
Day264: Eugene Mirman Is Protesting His Own Damn Album
Day263: Yo La Tengo's "Tighten Up"
Day262: Scott Bateman's Happy Time Story Hour
Day261: Crack Panda: Excerpts From The Final Interview
Day259: Ashley Arias Wants To Meet Someone Special
Day258: Scott Bateman Meets The Subway Candy Sellers
Day256: Kevin Murphy's "Aluminum & Beer"
Day255: Skullboy's Startling Realization
Day254: The Rob & Mark Show's Angry Irish Folk Singer
Day253: Blind Mango Jehosophat's "Tribeca Film Festival Blues"
Day248: Leo Allen Is Helping Bobby Tisdale With His One-Man Show
Day246: Colleen AF Venable's Giraffe Project Update
Day245: Kaetlin Perna Meets Michael Showalter
Day243: Rob & Mark's "James Hetfield Of Metallica Goes To The Dietician"
Day242: Olga Kogan Meets The LaRouche People

Day240: Greg Williams Meets Mr. Friendly
Day239: Live From The New York City Subway #12a
Day236: Bob The Damn Bunny 6
Day235: Blind Mango Jehosophat's "Sno Cone Blues"
Day234: Live From The New York City Subway #12
Day233: Zoe Trope And The Woman With The Meat Hair
Day232: Amy Rainy Day
Day228: Stoner Dude 7
Day227: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 8
Day226: Momus Is An Unreliable Tour Guide At The Whitney Biennial

 

Day225: The State's "Sherlock Holmes"
Day221: Bobby Tisdale Checks The Hell Out Of His Mic
Day219: The State's "Something Terrible"
Day218: Identity Crisis
Day216: Top 3 Things New Yorkers Would Say To John Mellencamp
Day215: Live From The New York City Subway #11
Day214: The Legendary Adventures Of Seth Herzog & His Mom, Featuring Michael Showalter
Day212: John Hodgman Wants You To Know The Truth About Jonathan Coulton
Day211: Colleen AF Venable & Annie Sanders' "MySpace Song"
Day210: Goldie Meets Billy Baldwin
Day207: Anya Garrett & Marianne Ways Sing The Hits On The N Train 3
Day202: Reggie Watts' "Song I Just Made Up At Rififi"
Day199: Laura Krafft Is An 80-Year-Old Lady Who Sings The Standards
Day197: Butterstick 4
Day196: Anya Garrett & Marianne Ways Sing The Hits On The N Train 2
Day194: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 7
Day191: The Bateman365 Live Show Intro Animation, In Case You Missed It
Day190: Radio Bush: Actual Excerpts From The President's Radio Address, February 18, 2006
Day189: Amy Frushour Kelly Had To Change Schools
Day188: Amy Stephenson Is An Expert On Obscure Food Items
Day187: Anne Woodward's Going To The Dog Show
Day186: Scott Bateman's Animated Sketchbook Of Secrets & Shame 2
Day185: Stoner Dude 6
Day184: Blind Mango Jehosophat's "State Quarter Blues"
Day183: Anya Garrett & Marianne Ways Sing The Hits On The N Train
Day179: Pia Z. Ehrhardt's "I Thought"
Day177: Behind The Scenes At The Bateman365 Live Show Rehearsals
Day176: Live From The New York City Subway #10
Day174: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 6
Day173: Bob The Damn Bunny 5
Day170: Laura Krafft Is An 80-Year-Old Lady Who Saw "Butch Cassidy"
Day169: Colleen AF Venable's Amazing Math Trick
Day168: Anya Garrett's Daily Happy Cheery Thought
Day162: Live From The New York City Subway #9
Day161: Christina Dunham Meets Ru Paul
Day160: Marianne Ways Meets John Tesh
Day159: Colleen AF Venable's Last Words
Day158: Live From The New York City Subway #8
Day157: Elyse Sewell Interviews Marty From The Shins
Day155: Scott Bateman Rides The Bus
Day149: Ann Coulter Sure Knows A Lot About Liberals
Day147: Blind Mango Jehosophat's "Lush Store Blues"
Day142: Scott Bateman Gets Hit By A Big Gold SUV
Day141: Butterstick 3
Day135: American Zombie
Day134: Bob The Damn Bunny 4
Day132: Stoner Dude 5
Day129: Post It 2
Day128: Butterstick 2
Day127: Live From The New York City Subway 437!
Day125: Helen Meyers Has A Chat With Her 4-Year-Old, Max
Day123: Live From The New York City Subway 5!
Day122: Bateman365 Bloopers

Day119: Butterstick!
Day108: Corn Mo's "My Epilady"
Day104: Stephanie Clarkson Has Laryngitis
Day102: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 5
Day101: Live From The New York City Subway 4!
Day099: Eux Autres' "Ecoutez Bien!"
Day097: Post It
Day096: Live From The New York City Subway 3!
Day094: David Pogue's Kodak Moments
Day093: Bill O'Reilly's Enemies List
Day092: Ben Combee's Robots Are Go!
Day091: Go Home Productions' "Uptight Maggie"
Day085: Live From The New York City Subway 2!
Day084: Kid606's "Phoenix Riddim"
Day083: Shrag's "Pregnancy Scene"
Day080: Live From The New York City Subway!
Day078: Mike Lebovitz & His Roommate Watch Ted Leo's "Maps"
Day073: Jandek's "I Went Outside"
Day072: Ted Leo's "Maps"
Day071: Colleen AF Venable's "Death Row Baby"
Day070: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 4
Day065: Deerhoof's "Spirit Ditties of No Tone"
Day064: Bob The Damn Bunny 3
Day063: Stoner Dude 4
Day062: Jenna G.'s Do Not Try This At Home

Day060: The Bobo Bear Show 3
Day055: Momus Tells A Joke
Day052: My Mom Had A Stroke
Day048: Zoe Trope's Who Can You Count On?
Day042: Stoner Dude 3
Day041: Colleen AF Venable's Brand New Holiday
Day039: Pierre's Guide To Football

Day038: Zombie Grrrl
Day037: Elyse Sewell's Ultra-Glamorous Party
Day036: The Bobo Bear Show 2
Day034: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 3

Day032: Bob The Damn Bunny 2

Day031: The Bobo Bear Show

Day028: Anonymous' Acid Trip

Day027: Subway ABCs

Day021: Meet The Lithium League

Day020: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant 2

Day019: New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Actual Comments About The Bush Administration's Disaster Relief Efforts

Day018: Stoner Dude 2

Day014: Colleen AF Venable's The Giraffe Project

Day013: Fawn Fitter's Red Eye, Yellow Puddle

Day010: Elyse Sewell's Fabulous Hong Kong Apartment

Day009: Actual Excerpts From The President's Speech of 2/6/03

Day008: Scurvy Steve, Pirate Accountant

Day007: Mayzie Hart's Cat In A Bun

Day005: Stoner Dude

Day002: Bob The Damn Bunny


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